13 Dec 2006

At Covent Garden

If you manage to shoulder your way through the Hordes of Covent Garden Nymphs, who tramp the Road and will happily resign their engaging Persons to your Honour for a Pint of Wine and a Shilling in an upstairs Room or upright in an Alley; you will at last reach the Theatre.
Perhaps you might expect mighty matters from the Playhouse. There you will find some clapping and stamping, some hissing and scoffing: some Cockhorse on the Seats damning and confounding the Play and Players, they know not why; others throwing about their Wigs, blinding you with fulsome Powders from them, or tormenting you with noisome Scents; others prating with Orange Wenches and bantering with Whores.

If that is not Entertainment enough, on the Stage might be a new Play, a Shakespeare or an Opera; though you are just as likely to find a veritable Inundation of French Dancers, Italian Singers, Rope Walkers and Vaulters on Horseback; a Man mimicking the Harmony of Essex Lions, Mr. Clinch of Barnet with his Kit-Organ, and a hundred other notable Curiosities.

2 comments:

McFugger said...

what did they call this land of ours in the 18th century?

Archie Pullen said...

Well - England, really, in practice; but the acts of Union with Scotland were in 1706 and 1707, and officially created the Kingdom of Great Britain.